he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Randomize
