Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
