K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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