She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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