goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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