There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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