Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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