I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Someone shit on the floor
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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