I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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