I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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