Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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