It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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