He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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