I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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