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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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