32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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