I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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