How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
