Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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