"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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