Have you finally orgasmed yet?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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