what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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