i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.