Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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