I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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