Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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