i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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