Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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