If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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