just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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