It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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