Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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