So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Let's get the cat blown out
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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