South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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