Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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