I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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