put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I stole a fireplace last night.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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