When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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