No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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