you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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