I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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