u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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