god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just want nice things and good sex
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
