So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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