you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
third nipple confirmed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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