I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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