We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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