I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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