So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
and you fell through a lawn chair
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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