you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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