i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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