Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My balls are so social today.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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