Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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