question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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