You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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