I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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