Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
only if we run a train.
done.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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