oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The power of my boobs compel you
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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